Dear Mile One Customer,

I understand that the wrapper was stuck to your PolarBar but was there a need to try and return it? Have you ever eaten ice-cream on a stick before? I would like to thank you for the fit of rage you had, you brought some amusement to my other customers who were waiting in line, it is only paper. Sir you could have easily run some water over it and it would have came right off, I know you know where the bathroom is especially the women's since I have seen you walk in there almost every game by accident. 

Forever confused,

Danielle